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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
But let's just put it out of our minds...
Ahhh I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun.
springy clothespins or the other kind?
Homer, are you actually giving up your faith?
even I'd rather be watching football.
Matthew 21 :1 7.
Uh-oh. Gotta take a whiz.
- It's church. You have to go. - Too cold out.
Neighbor, I heard about your heresy...
Forget it. I'm playing hot wheels.
Oooh, a interview with Lorne Michaels.
and I owe it all to skipping church.
Think, think, think. I better get up.
(CROSSING BELLS DINGING)
Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, And I'll die a snake handler."
####[Girls Singing]
show me who to smite, and they shall be "smoten."
[ Man ] We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game.
Let's go, kids.
[ Grunting ]
the god of worldly wisdom located in the employee lounge.
- Come on. - You'll find out when you die.
and worship you in my own way.
[ Growling ]
Let go! Let go!
I'm tired of having this argument every Sunday. Get dressed.