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just to put up a stupid bank headquarters?
- My co-anchor's a woman. - Tell me you are hooking up with one of your co-anchors.
I care about high-yield off-shore investments...
No!
is "send them downtown" not an expression for shredding a document?
like Johnny Marley.
Okay, you win.
Is your friend... What's her name? Gobin, Flabin?
both in and out of prison, we're sorry.
Randy murdered him.
Ooh! Ooh! Is the Arcadian Greek Revival?
[Male Announcer] Bladder trouble...
Please tell me you're not hooking up with one of your co-anchors again.
I've been meaning to clean out that file cabinet for ages.
What? Why didn't you tell us?
If it was some ding-dong we didn't know, you'd just give me his name.
The one day I miss the sack circle, you guys sub her in?
[Ted Narrating] We were big fans of New York's annual Halloween Parade.
The thing is, ever since Becky did that commercial, everyone at work loves her.
Where's my class?
Listen, Randy, I'm sorry...
but I broke my own moral code once, and I felt evil.
November 5, 6, 7 at the Farhampton Civic Center.
Now you can have a Wharmpess at every bar in America.
You think working here is my dream?
Arthur, I'm here because I made a mistake.
It's her heart.
It's not her nose that's in my ass, Lily.
I went home, had a shower and went to bed.
Whoo-oop! Whoo-oop!
Ehh-ehh! Ehh-ehh! Ehh!