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I don't know what I'm gonna use this for, but it's great!
- Mmm. That's true. - [Ted Narrating] That was true of my teaching job...
Is she comin' tonight? Not that I really care.
Nach unten ... send them downtown = shredding
I'm sorry, Randy...
Aha! It's someone we know.
Randy, did you send the Hermanson contracts downtown?
Hey, Randy. Uh, you want a beer?
See, Marshall?
We're familiar with it.
my class had the highest attendance ever.
and so does Tugboat here.
They...
that I don't know the first thing about architecture...
[Scream Echoing]
Exactly. Kind of.
Shampoo. You should try it sometime.
You're fired.
Then, from across the not-so-crowded conference room...
- You slept with Randy! - [Gasps]
Kind of a coincidence there happens to be...
- You shredded them? - [Stammering] I sent them downtown.
[Electronic Effect] B-B-B-Boats!
Here at GNB, we care.
[Together, High Voices] Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
- That's the Hermanson contract? - The Hermanson contract?
[Crowd Booing]
- Uh, nice choice. - Thanks. Brings out my eyes.
- Any questions? - Yes. How do you sleep at night?
but in my experience, twice shredded is fairly permanent.
Hey, uh, it just occurred to me.
No!