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Guess Dad wasn't much for home decor.
[Sissy] He's my son.
Dad was no Boy Scout, but presidential assassination?
I don't care.
-[cell door shuts, locks] -[Ray] We should talk about a plan
[Diego] You know the other window was open, right?
You... You are an open book written for very dumb children.
Cousins on my robot mother's side.
Once he walks out those doors, we force him into the front seat.
you'll keep your benefits package and parking...
-[grunts] -♪ But I'm a man ♪
Officer, that's ridiculous.
You're gonna pin his arms, I'm gonna cut off his trigger finger
[Vanya] You better get going.
-but you knew that already. -No talky, no talky, no talky.
-Oh, you're starving? -[man 2] I am starving.
-It's more complicated than that. -If I hurt you, I'm... I'm sorry.
The hell is a code 3-15?
To protect you from yourself.
In the back seat.
[Diego scoffs softly]
-Raymond Chestnut, you're under arrest. -No! Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
This is what Hazel was obviously trying to tell you.
Yeah, I know the name.
-[police siren approaching] -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I hear there's a reward out for you two.
Well, I mean, I'm running low on acetic acid.
[officer] I said back up.
-Can you do it or not? -[Elliott] Sure I can.
♪ I ain't got no time for lovin' 'Cause my time is all used up ♪
Get your big arms off me.
-[chuckles] Yeah. -How many pickups we got?
[retreating footsteps]
and don't even get me started on Number Five,
-[door opens nearby] -[retreating footsteps]
Okay, you gonna fill me in now, boys? What the hell is this shit we're watching?
[Ray] I taught it.
Yeah, well, you're always saying that.
[Vanya] Jesus, Carl.
I'm always so proud of them for not murdering each other.
Here.
-♪ And I can't help but love you so ♪ -♪ No, no, no ♪