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- Yo, did you just get fired? - No.
They're all fired, effective immediately.
What, like... everything, you mean?
But my dad is this ginormous hard-ass.
Well, there you go. See? You served an actual earthly function.
It's a bad thing.
God. Can I just talk? I just want to talk to him.
Dear CNN
I have all the time in the world.
...was rushed to an area hospital early this morning...
I'll take anyone on the ground who suffered emotionally.
A, these things cost $800 apiece.
Once had a guy try to explain the dope balloon up his butt on bad Thai food.
No, I haven't see Matt since my dad fired him, like, a while ago.
Wait.
And what do I get in return? A bone contusion.
Sir, excuse me.
The blue meth, you mean? The teenth?
From the lawyer, I'm supposed to let you know...
You're a bad liar, Cara.
- But that stuff's really addictive, right? - Not really.
No. I can't.
What about last time?
Russell.
Next time, you'll open the door.