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Is he gonna sit down or not?
I'll send it to Moscow with the IBM thinkpads.
How ya doin', Hesh?
Listen...
It's the fastest growing marketing sector
it's Christmas.
Have you been a good girl?
Give me your coat, c'mon.
Whoa, your wrist,
Oh, no, who?
Even without padding,
Alvin!
Meadow thinks she'd still be going out with the oreo cookie
Working probably.
Simpson's attorney is outraged,
Are you taking your medication?
Why?
Ugh...
The body of this family told you you’re gonna be Bob…
was found trapped under Santa's sleigh,
and now they're suing him in civil court.
What, Ton'?
Lemme see, mom.
I was not.
and the lame will walk.
I mean, he was bringing the shit in through there?
She's got a real job.
you're Santa Claus.
and I know, for a fact,
to set up the sit-down with my uncle,
That's better.
Good.
fuckin' Christmas,
Merry Christmas, Aunt Carm.
I didn't do nothing.
Don't be moving that "h" no more, puss.
how you doing?
Crissy, let 'em in for Chrissake.
your mosciotta raviolis
Ho fuckin ho
When he got back from Boca at Christmas of '95,
Enough already.
you don't talk that way to Santa.
And, Aaron and I don't even sleep together anymore,
Kevin, go make me a sandwich.
Charmaine...
I'm gonna be frank on this.
No, not me, I can't.
I know you.
'95.
Look at that, don't even need a pillow.
E-major.
Should I tell my wife?
I want to see this on your desk, promise?
and it's not gonna be your mooshata raviolis lately
The world don't run on love.
she lost use of her left hand.
I wish I could get up at 11:30 every morning
Who could that be so early?
C'mere, honey.
These are from mom for everybody.
All I did was tell your old man what a good kid you were,
he was with my uncle the whole time.
On the fuse box?
Yes, you can.
What the hell's wrong with you, Bobby?
I'm saturated with it