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I call it stressmas.
What, are you, Mr. Sensitive over here?
Put your hands up, put your hands up!
Yeah...
We're just opening our presents.
I'm sorry.
you can help me with.
Your wife, her ass may be improved Artie, but--
A couple hundred mil.
He's ready.
That's all the time you need.
Oh...!
last time you were here.
Wow.
Now you’re going on Santa’s list and ya getting nothing!
I got distracted this year by things.
Who gives a shit?
You look like maybe someone, I don't know...
Go ahead.
I'm shy
Plus, the scooter is ready, but you're gonna have to pick it up.
A new joint just opened on 46th,
Sit down.
You know, he didn't go to school,
Airport Ramada, right?
he's a friend of Svetlana Kirilenko,
and he gave the good ones toys.
Well, don't.
I'm sorry.
No, we're making a demo,
Nice.
I know I give you a lot of stuff, dad,
I mean, Santa.
You're home early.
That's one ride I would've loved to have been along on.
Cut, stop the music!
Alright, great.
Mmm.
In the end, fuck Santa Claus.
Oh, my God.
So shut the fuck up about it.
Where's Slava?
Motherfuckr!
What is it?
I'll be right back.
Don't try to deny it.
Merry Christmas.
against livery drivers.
It's not bad, better than last year.
On her own? She paid for it?
You knocked over your drink, honey.
Thanks, honey.
Yeah...
Yeah?
What do you mean?
Come on, open it.