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And I finished a book!
The going on down there?
Mom, I've been trying to get ahold of you.
Oh, hi, Brian.
Well, you give them my best.
Too fast, too fast!
It's also edible because, you know, those people...
Well, don't be too upset.
Well, look who's here!
Twelve. Ooh.
And then we have a chocolate, chocolate cake
Hold it right there.
Bob!
And you didn't wear a suit.
Well, that's what we're trying to figure out.
That's from a song.
I can wait. I might-- I might wait for a stall.
Holy crap!
To be between jobs,
Stewie, this is going to sound crazy,
What if somebody close to you got cancer?
Oh, I've got a nanny cam hidden inside his house.
Is that all?
You could get a hair transplant.
But what I'm saying is, I think Carter is sick
Um, hey, what's up?
Last night, Carter was on his deathbed,
And everybody had an Uncle Earl.
You didn't plan on it, but it's happening.
Ehh, I don't think so.
No, I don't get that.
and I heard something I wish I hadn't.
I-It's-- I might've jumped the gun.
that this is a neighborhood, not a speedway track.
You've got more money than anyone
and I don't want to be all fuzzy-headed for that.
for Lois to get off the phone.
Oh, please do not tell me it was a sexist remark,
Okay, if this guy is an imposter, he's going to have
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
Yeah, I come here a lot.
And besides, don't you think
Daddy?!
What? No. Yeah, who cares?