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Your dad fought in World War II,
Yeah. Is there an age restriction
When's his birthday?
Nobody's gonna give you a hard time.
weighing people and seeing how tall they are.
Our children should not have to live in fear!
number 34, David Ortiz.
Hey. Hi.
You will? You promise?
Okay, well, how come you're not doing this
And have a gap-toothed woman say, quote,
Come back to us.
I'll tell ya, this obituary came out great.
One of them's a Chinese.
Now, we all saw you put your card back in the deck.
Remember the one that's going to benefit all mankind?
Hey, Lois.
What are you doing?!
Mrs Faulkner
Carter, you've discovered the holy grail of modern medicine.
Why does that name sound familiar?
That does it, i've had it with you two.
I think it's in March.
If this is an imposter,
Let's get in there and find Carter's body.
in treating a disease than in curing it.
or just coming back from a colonoscopy.
Is Daddy okay? Where is he?
I don't want to talk about it.
I got it, I got it!
Hey, hey, hey!
Carter didn't die. He cured himself.
. .
we didn't have no Kool-Aid.
I'll have you fired for talking to me like that.
No. Call Channel Nine.
All right, now, where would they keep
There's the lab.
We'll have one of those with four spoons.
Okay, but I got to be home by 7:00.
it might be difficult for you to hear.
Yeah, this-this stinks,
Here's my fourth grade class photo.
And now sports.
Oh, that's her father?
and fixed a few things around my house!
Brian, how could you get us all worked up like that?!
What is it?
Everything's fine.
Anyway, what are you suggesting?