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And the worst part is, I don't think Lois even knows he's sick.
I don't work here.
Nope, doesn't.
♪ Lucky there's a family guy
it will have been a success.
awaiting the big announcement.
All right, here he comes now.
Daddy? What's going on here?
Because there's far more money to be made
Yeah, come on, Quagmire. Get the hair transplant.
Nah, just some idiot streaking across the field.
No way. She did?
The key is weekly follow-ups.
Oh, come on, Peter.
with that poppy seed stuck in your teeth, aren't you?
He's learning to swim.
Damn it, Brian. You broke into my lab.
Our research shows
but I'm trying to catch a 4:50 movie,
You know, those nurses are busting their asses,
I'll go talk to him.
Well, I didn't come up with it.
Now batting for the Red Sox,
You got the cancer cure.
Kia: Too bad it's a Kia.
I lied.
Lois, there's something incredible
and to keep people from knowing the truth.
No, it isn't. Get in here.
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Well, yesterday at the hospital,
Then I'll have you killed. I want to die.
We can follow him, see if he's really Carter.
Great, I'm a laughingstock.
leave two dollars worth of flowers right here.
Listen, Quagmire, we hate you now.
- What happened? - Let's go!
I know. If he's such a bad guy, why's he on a magazine?
Well, should I call an ambulance?