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- Surprisingly tame, actually. - That's good.
One little stripper.
Yeah, whose fault is that?
You have been so busy with the wedding, I haven't even seen you.
You're not?
So four girls till midnight, plus, you had Jenn all afternoon.
Go. Win. Make money.
- So you hire a call girl? - What, your dad wouldn't approve?
Yeah, but not tonight. Right?
You think my dad approves of Jimmy Cooper? The man's a felon.
I swear. One kiss.
Okay, look, you guys go to Vegas. I'll take care of Theresa.
I bet even that sounds pretty good to you right now.
- With strippers. - Without strippers.
You know what I'm saying? Hotel rooms? Beaches in the middle of the desert.
Naked.
...doing God knows what, while we sit here watching The Valley marathon?
Oh, I love you, son. I love you.
- I didn't know you love the Vegas, Dad. - I love the Vegas. I love the Vegas.
Theresa's pregnant.
Does she have a picture of you wearing culottes?
Yeah. No, of course it's okay. We'll just order in.
You can pretty much see the entire strip from here.
- Actually, we should just... - Don't mind if I do.
Yet another reason we're here.
- Nevada. - Nevada. As in Las Vegas, Nevada?
Almost. My realtor is on her way. I just have to give her the contract.
Or the beautiful glass cathedral overlooking the ocean...
You can't drink, you can't have sushi. What, are you pregnant?
...to get onto the casino floor. We'd hate to have to throw them out of the hotel.
Or, you know what, what if it's...? Hailey.
...on your birthday. - Yeah, really.
...a lovely, catered bachelorette cocktail party.
- Listen, I've been thinking. - Yeah.
Kirsten, it's Las Vegas. You get strippers as a side with your entr Áe.
- Sounds like fun for the whole family. - What about Theresa?
That's not really winning then.
Hello?
No. But aren't you just the least bit curious as to when she's leaving?
He's angry because he found out people don't wear trucker hats anymore.
- So where's the party? - There is no party, just a quiet dinner.
And not little.
Try to keep them off the furniture.
- She's gonna kick my ass. - Yeah.
Now they're not dressed as anything at all.
Oh, they're old friends. In fact, Hailey set this whole thing up.
It's like a million-dollar frat house.
Yeah, I'll get the door.
Then I guess Caleb is gonna make a fortune. Well, another fortune, right?
How was Vegas?
You wanna find some action in this town, all you gotta do is ask.
Theresa, she's got nobody.
Yes, sir. It's in your room.