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So, what will it be, gentlemen?
- You don't think the trip's a total waste? - No, no.
We'll all see you, because my girlfriend's currently dating her father, which to me...
Oh, you know, I'm sorry. Skank!
Are you kidding? The man bailed us out, took Julie off my hands.
Really?
Or is it just me?
And I only ask because...
Wait.
- We'll go. Come on. I'll take you... - Sandy, don't. Let me.
I won a lot of money this afternoon.
I can't believe he gave you his angry trucker hat.
We got your bar mitzvah money, Theresa's money. Now we gotta go.
You know what? I'll do it.
What are we gonna do? I don't wanna get thrown out. I love the hotel.
Now you suck.
Well, she's not your biggest fan either.
I'd say some of us are walking out ahead.
All in.
...and have gambling-addicted, alcoholic kids.
It's a sad episode.
Thanks, but it's still not enough.
I can see why. It is the perfect location.
Oh, so you'll tell my dad the truth, but you won't tell me?
Yeah. Just kind of a courtesy thing, really.
You in?
If we don't, Angry Trucker Hat over there is gonna hurt me.
Excuse me.
Caleb told Sandy. Is there something I should know?
That way, I won't have to tell my dad I'm moving out.
Be nice, Cohen. He paid off your pimps and your ho's.
Yes! You're the best.
Sorry. I didn't hear you guys come in.
Five hundred. You got nothing.
- Hello? - Hey.
Turns out, one of our partners went behind our backs...
- Look, we don't have to do this. - Yeah, well, what about Theresa?
I can't leave Theresa here by herself.
That's more than enough time for another game of no-limit Hold'em.
I never liked you, even when you were a little twerp!
- We're good. Thanks, Amy. - Thanks.
I'm not a very good bowler, so you'll probably see my tush.
...in case it's a UPS man and I have to sign for the package.
How do you know?
My entire life, I've never even seen a prostitute...
...you were a stripper. - Can I ask you something?
Can I buy you guys a drink? Say thanks.