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What would you say were the two biggest campaign mistakes that we made?
saying that the Late Senator Reeves had a history of sexual misconduct.
AMY: Okay, here's what we do. Here's what we do.
It's gonna look like the Veep couldn't be bothered to sign
-I think our best agenda is to reassure... -Whoa!
Good for... Oh. Excuse me.
-Shouldn't that be three? -Two is good.
Please welcome Vice President Selina Meyer.
Did Simon mingle with Garfunkel?
-Senator Bixby is coming. -Oh, good.
-Are you sure? It looks really pretty... -No, I don't want it.
-'Cause this is shady shit. -Okay.
I just want to say that I'm a huge fan of the Clean Jobs initiative.
Tennis Channel's digital department:
So, Dan, are you enjoying working for Hallowes?
I really admired your primaries campaign.
you need to get back to your boss's corner.
-The inter-nerds are on it. -Okay, good.
and the President saw I was eating trail mix.
At the 11:30, you say that Senator Hallowes not only insulted the Late Senator Reeves,
But you guys surround me, very purposeful.
She's got a small moustache. It's a little disturbing.
-Doing you. -What?
Look, it's going to be in the papers tomorrow.
Oh, you want to know?
I have stepped into the President's shoes this evening,
-Oh, my God. -Look at this.
You know what I say, it's a dirty job and I love to do it.
SELINA: Well then, start the process.
That is extraordinary.
I don't have time to ignore you, Jonah.
It's not enough of a motor...
as soon as possible, in which case I can get someone in your office
Can you do that? Can you do that? Can you get Hallowes now?
Uh-uh. No. I definitely used him. I'm the user, and he's the usee.
-You want your scarf? -No.
-It's just not... -But it was a joke. It was a joke.
-(LAUGHS) -Yeah, yeah.
(LAUGHING)
-No sweeteners? -No sweetener. Sugar.
SELINA: Thank you, Gary. Making physics fun.