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On SAIC hiring Dave
-(LAUGHING) -Oh, no, she's not.
-It's good to see you. -What have I been missing here?
Watch this. Uh, Senator Reeves just died.
Um...
'Cause you seem like a guy who thinks he's being clever.
Did the Veep kill the last remaining snow leopard?
I think I might have heard of that.
"I'm melting. I'm melting."
Yeah, although I did have to make a deal with Jonah.
The level of incompetence In this office is staggering
-I'll get you guys a motel. -Ugh.
He has so many tubes in him, he looks like a set of bagpipes.
This is how they solved the Cuban Missile Crisis.
No. No.
Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests,
All right, what we're gonna do is we're gonna walk slowly to the car, okay?
No, the Vice President does not have a sliver of daylight in her schedule today.
Relax, you're really good at Senate vote reform.
Who the fuck is pretty boy? Who the fuck is pretty boy?
This has been pencil-fucked completely?
She’s mediocre Of all the “ocres”, she’s the “medi”-est
MIKE: Sorry about the Senate meeting.
-Come on. -MIKE: Let's just roll.
here tonight and thank you for coming.
(MOCKING ACCENT) ”Selina, hi.
-Senator Phil Dorsey, 2:00. -I'm not a sniper.
His daughter Emily just graduated from Harvard.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you all
-Oh, Selina. -I know. I know.
-No. -No.
-You like Italian? -I love Italian, Jonah,
MAN: Madam Vice President.
Dan seems nice.
What's wrong? That was your bad okay. What's wrong?
You could use celery as a kind of shovel.