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But the President of the United States of America
Dickwad pie?
You're gonna get on it.
All right, Mike, here's what we do, okay?
GARY: Well, that's a capital offense.
-(CELL PHONE RINGING) -Sorry. Excuse me.
'Cause I think that I signed my name.
It's chicken Iinguini. I'll be over here.
(EXHALES)
How do you suggest that I mingle with this few people?
No, sorry, Selina. That would be bad for me.
-We're discussing important things. -Like the pope.
-AMY: We're expecting 50 or 60. -Oh, good.
Is this the right room? Are we early?
Do you want to follow this plan or not?
-Box me, Gary. Box me. -Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Oh! -What?
Got to talk to her for one moment, please.
that does actually take place this evening.
Briefing room, NSC meeting, hallway twice.
-Go for the money. -It's just pennies.
-Nothing about cornstarch. -Her whole position is green jobs.
Senator Mike Dudley. He's interested in maps.
-Just a small change in the speech. -What is that?
I want Amy to go on a date with me tonight.
Shoot the dog. Bury the dog.
-What a dark thought. -I'm not wishing that.
And...
Is the man you're looking at gonna be in a position a year from now
He doesn't want to have sex with you. He just wants dinner and a movie.
-And smile, though. Smile, smile. -Wonderful job.
The level of incompetence in this office is staggering.
Uh...
The White House would like you to attend a 6:00 pm.
-Oh, no, that's not gonna happen. -Not on the schedule.
She was trying to be funny.
Amy, I used Dan to get what I wanted.
Not yet. He's mostly intravenous.
SELINA: No, he of course doesn't.
-here in the office. -Okay.
For me, that was 12 years of marriage.
-Or your Left Foot thing. -Great movie.
There aren't enough people to fill a fucking canoe in here.