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Once you're in the door, you might as well shop.
Maybe.
Maybe a non-kiss.
...an editor at a hip political magazine, who made me laugh.
I had the fat from my ass injected into my face. Look, Iike a baby's bottom.
It helped her to imagine their future monogrammed towels.
Maybe.
-You do do that, right? -Of course!
Nothing makes you feel like more of a non-couple...
-You're probably perfect? -No.
-Why not? -Maybe I want more than that.
...than creating another non-couple.
So when did you guys all become freaks?
Been there.
And in three days, it will be in my face and I will Iook fabulous.
Unfortunately, our smugness was a little premature.
Is there anything weird about you I should know...
Samantha had celebrated her 35th birthday...
...for as long as we could remember.
I got into a fight with a third-grade bully.
Ladies, I suggest you join me in the bathroom.
What the hell are you doing?
There is no world outside Manhattan.
...was a Gold American Express card.
Step right up, folks.
Sorry. It tickles.