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-Favorite ice cream? -Strawberry.
And in the meantime, we always have Manhattan.
There, next to his Brooks Brothers suits...
I guess I was Iooking for something.
Then I guess this is goodnight.
Do you think I Iook 40?
I once saw the world's fattest twins at a state fair. They were both married.
Charlotte's not having a relationship, she's having multiple orgasms.
-Friday. -God!
The best part is, you get to eat Iike a pig before, fatten up your ass...
I was so optimistic, I had actually agreed to go on my first blind date in two years.
Things were actually going remarkably well.
...Iistened to...
And it didn't feel weird at all.
Last month, I went out with a woman who slept with her shoes on.
That's completely unfair.
You're obviously not from here.
-What are you doing this weekend? -Big plans.
Thursday.
I just have to wear this girdle for a week to keep my skin tight.
Good idea.
For a lapsed Episcopalian, it was a very Good Friday.
While Miranda was busy feeding her pussy...
-I'm just gonna freshen up. -I think you're pretty fresh already.
No, thanks.
-Yes! -Wednesday.