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And so I just threw in, like, some asparagus, and I hope
Compliments of the gentleman over there.
Really? Oh, you're good.
Yeah, I need Jeffrey to get used to hanging out with super hot women.
We need someone who can cook, must be good with kids, must know how to read.
We're out of jelly.
Listen, normally, I do fantasy advice, but let me give
Oh, shut up. Shut up.
Let me make this very clear.
Look, that date in there, I want it to go really well.
Really?
I mean, how do I handle a situation like that?
Rock climbing.
Okay. Great. Guys?
Fine.
Yeah.
Okay. I'll be right back.
Wow. That's a... that's a bold choice.
What the hell?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What? No. Ooh.
Why don't you just have sex with her when you meet her?
I'm Matthew.
I know.
I mean, maybe your son was chewing on the phone.
Oh, hey.
a big old retrograde uterus in there.
No! I made eye contact with him, I didn't inundate him with
What? No. No, I don't.
She's just being, you know, cautiously optimistic.
the gear, which I researched on Google, all right?
football, I talked about some other things.
No, no, I'm not judging on the concept, just mortified by the execution.
...thanks for the beer.
Pete told me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what?
What happened?
I am very flattered and insulted by that. So... All right.
Just lending you that bike pump you were asking for.
16 and Pregnant marathon.
Australian mining consortium.
Matthew Berry.
Yeah. Oh, no problem at all.
When he goes to the bathroom, follow him in there,
Sorry. Am I distracting you?
Ruxin is going to hate that.
What do you think about skydiving?
Uh-huh.
'Cause you suck.
Your au pair needs an au pair.
That's a choice, Sofia.