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When you're faced with your own deception, you need to buy
Even the words au pair, they just, like... Au pair!
Oh, you took him rock climbing?
You need to look that person dead in the eyes and repeat the
Okay, okay.
like baby Jeffrey will be attending a Jewish preschool.
And that guy gets all the glory.
chance that she'll hurt herself while she's up there, and I
Oh, I was just checking out houses in the neighborhood.
Hey, guys.
Oh, you just did it.
This is... Oh, my God. She's adorable.
Do not blow this for me, okay?
She... Oh... When she's... she... Oh, I see what's going on here.
Not fair.
I don't know why I haven't been losing any weight.
Can you believe this?
Did you guys have fun down here?
Ugh.
I'm not creeping her out.
Wait.
By the way, guys, don't touch the guacamole.
This woman has been set up for another guy.
All right.
Aw, thanks, pal.
No, no.
You know, because she has those big, fat meat earlobes.
Why the hell would I take him rock climbing?
All right. But, uh, Kevin... Hey.
She's in high school.
Are you pulling me from the game?
Hello?