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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
That the right one?
[DOOR OPENS]
I just think raaaaaaaaat
Yeah, okay.
Three hundred.
Well, that's thrilling.
- Am I your pet? - What? No!
And then he said he... he missed me.
Our very own Clarke-Byers Electromagnetic Field.
You're buying into this?
The... The chair. The chair-looking thingy.
Pretty neato, huh?
This is her new style.
The magnetic dipoles tried to orient according to the field, but...
bumped into the fridge, and knocked the suckers loose.
He raised my property taxes, Jim.
Forced me off my land.
If they had a permit.
[MUFFLED WHIMPERS]
♪ Top it with a little of my bologna ♪
[MIKE] How many times?!
now that was the key.
I know, I didn't say anything about a date.
♪ Is always Mister Right ♪
you got a strawberry and then a vanilla with sprinkles,
So, what should we do first?
♪ 'Cause we are living ♪
[RATTLING STOPS]
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
[BILLY] I said, what do you want?!
Something pretty and shiny that says "I'm sorry".
All right, we'll have that and two... two glasses, please,
What?
[BILLY GRUNTS]
Oh, my goodness.
Ou-yay are-yay umb-day.
She is. She is sick.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Calm down, now. You don't even know what I want.
[INDISTINCT MALE VOICE ON LINE]
Kline's a swine!
Fireworks, music, activities, you name it.
- Hi. - Hi.
You're a regular little detective, aren't ya?
[WOMAN] No!
[DISTORTED FEMALE VOICE] Billy, are you okay?
♪ Go ♪
I, um...
Very good, sir.
Thank you.
[GASPS]
[LAUGHS] Yeah, yeah.
♪ Last week he took all my money and it may sound funny ♪
Cleanup on aisle five.
[SCOFFS]
- Idiot. - But I can speak Spanish
you go ask anyone else in this town.
that they will not be seeing each other.
You don't like your fan club, you want me to shut 'em down.
- Now can we play D&D? - No.
but then she took a real turn for the worse.
- Mm-hmm? - Mm-hmm.
So how do we crack it?
Kline's a swine! Kline's a swine!
That's just, uh, good old fashioned American capitalism.