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Okay, it's in golf.
- Here you are. - All right.
I don't understand why you buy tickets.
All right, I'm gonna get something to eat.
Capers.
- Get off of me! - What are you doing?
There's one person.
honest to God, is my penmanship.
I have no idea.
- How many times a week do you go? - I don't know. Two?
I never said that. Never.
Shut the fuck up
You little snitch. He spilled the coffee, by the way,
Hey hey.
It's something that makes me prouder than anything.
What stinks in here?
All right, whatever you said just now,
- Got them. - How much?
Let's go in and pray.
None of your business. The new year.
Yes, I think so too. It happened for a reason.
Look at that. Larry David sandwich.
There was something I want to tell you... oh!
I'm gonna die.
What is sable?
- How do you know? - My father told me.
- Of course. - I want to go to temple this year.
Capers
Take some water.
It's Rosh Hashanah! It's the New Year!
- Thank you. - You're a golfer, right?
It's not true, no.
"Leo, I didn't get a sandwich. I want a sandwich."
- Hey. - What?
Get some scalper tickets.
I'm going to let you have any sandwich you want.
- Um, so this your wife? - No! What? No!
Excuse me, sir. I'm gonna need to see your ticket.
- Sorry. - Oh, boy.
- Get off! - What?
- Pfft! - Really?
So good to see you!
You know, and in as much as you don't go in there,
But I think if she gets the letter,
- You're not screwing me? - You're screwing me maybe.
Oh, everybody quiet.
It wouldn't hurt anybody. You're laughing in my face.
- I get deliveries. - I give it to charity.
- Is that amazing? - Awesome.
- Yes, sir. - I do! I respect speech!