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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And met A recovering alcoholic
You lo?
Sometimes They self-correct.
Are a little bit Out of whack.
Walked into a bar [Telephone rings]
That we all have Two extra teeth.
Good evening.
Are you, uh... David brinkley?
Rhea, tell us about carla.
Our next president Has to be named
What's the matter, norm?
[Applause]
No. I, uh...
Someone named vicki.
My nipples. It's freezing out there.
And where everybody could go One night a week
Oh, yeah.
And please try to see me As i really am.
That i'd want to date.
No. I don't think She's mean.
Hello? Sam?
Whoa!
You lost a man, right, Nick colasanto,
Like a 12-year-old.
I was coming in late one day.
From tearing each Other's hair out?
He had a record In minor league
Afternoon, everybody.
No, no! Oh, don't.
The damnedest thing.
Comfortable About her beauty.
Yeah, so i couldn't go.
Nah. I'll give them Five minutes.
But look at me! Not as my father,
Have a good life.
Well, i know you think It's kind of crazy,
It's a little known fact, 42% Of all deaths
Well, i guess i've, uh,
Whoops!
Real friend.
Stop this immediately!