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- Thank you, Sheila, but I couldn't ask... - No, really, really.
No, genius, I like standing in a shitty neighborhood with my dick in my hands.
Anybody seen Ian?
- Check-in time is 4:00. - Oh, great idea. I'm in.
Give me the money.
- Aah! - I know you're faking it.
Ooh, look. I found another box.
Come on, open your eyes, you lying, squirrelly sack of shit.
There.
- I could pass. - As homeless? You? No.
This is yours if you keep an eye on the truck.
Hey, hold on. Explanation.
...for being greedy, controlling the media...
I don't have a choice. I don't get to just go.
Dig in.
We definitely have to do that.
Got semolina, seven-grain and whole wheat.
What are you doing?
- Don't we have to check in? - We're about to.
You're not fired.
This is from yesterday. Does anything look different to you?
- Act like you know what you're doing. - What's going on?
Don't be stupid.
Will do.
There we go. All nice and clean.
I told you to forget about it.
What's next, coed bikini waxes and a spa day?
You paid them to tell me to go away last night, didn't you?
Everyone knows that was Pontius Pilate, not you.
- Any more Ziplocs? - You look exhausted.
Yeah.
Linda, I just got your message. What's up?
Good for you. Who you gonna take? Sounds nice.
- You buy watches? - Buy, trade.
- Wait, who's got the chain saw? - Lip.
- Hey, wanna catch a movie later? - Uh...
Honeymoon suite's all yours.