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- A reality show? - His wife explodes?
They paid only $24.
I will treat it like it's my own fanciest dress,
I have a lot on my mind right now.
And I've got a chimney to dig.
That was the first time.
Because listening to someone,
No, those aren't for this event.
I get another little umbrella.
Ladies and gentlemen,
What if you could have a real night out together?
Soldiers.
You have us.
Gross. Tell me more.
Imagine if I ignored that sign too.
Then turning on the garbage disposal
Schools for our dumb kids to get into.
(JACQUELINE) What have you done?
and they both married firemen...
Why don't I ask you to do some prop comedy, Carrot Top?
they continued the mistreatment of indigenous peoples
the Lululemon to my Fabletics by Kate Hudson!
Good news. I found out what went wrong.
Don't quit!
Oh, no, Kimmy ruined your party.
and I was once like you.
- Yes! - I did it!
I don't even have a venue.
What if we did?
Titus Andromedon,
I don't have any skills.
I'm having a Christmas a week. Starting tomorrow.
♪ But females are strong as hell ♪
You can go to the bathroom and find a beautiful man.
Have you met Naomi, my...
You did that for me?
What the Hellmann's Mayonnaise was that?
his basil, his mozzarella bush...
He flipped the date the other way.
♪ Chandelier! ♪
And I need your cane!
♪ Chandelier ♪
Is that why you've been shouting so much in the bathroom?
Me?
He's still out there.
We have a lot of work to do.
For me.
I don't know how Jackie Onassis did it twice.
I landed acclaimed performer