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Oh, really? 'Cause get this.
Men find funny women disgusting.
I'm not trying to pry.
to lock onto my coordinates?
(JACQUELINE) Deirdre!
I would be at home getting ready for your event.
♪ Unbreakable ♪
The mistresses.
I'll claim all of 'em!
(MUTED) And that's why I always felt like I didn't deserve my father's love!
I've been waiting so long, my Rachel's starting to Phoebe.
but actually taking in what the other person is telling you.
If you think you don't have triggers,
I can't do this.
exquisite.
It can be tight. It's fine.
The digits!
He doesn't have anyone else he can talk to.
wasn't even his.
until the time is right.
So then, I was the wife at the gala.
Ugh, fine. I give up.
getting nothing rejuvenated... Don't worry about it.
I do a lot of chin-ups in my apartment
I want to say... Tampa?
Why does Deirdre Robespierre
so I'm gonna assume that was my cue.
Go to a fancy party?
For one of us. But who?
What? They just skip it?
And you kept listening.
And you planted the idea seed into my brain garden.
That's what she said?
I'm trying to get rid of five-foot rebar.
You came.
(GASPS) I met a really cute guy at a restaurant where I peed!
you're a survivor.
Probably because I made the invitations so freakin' classy.
At some point, I started forgetting the words
Unseat me as Alpha-Mom
Really?
on America's Most Wanted.
Well, that's just part of dating in the '90s.
is the Benjamins.
Obviously, my loft isn't perfect,
like a weirdo or anything.
- I have to go to work! Now! - (PHONE VIBRATES)