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Turdgun.
I need you to go pick up my dress from Bergdorf's.
I just redid my sister Theresa's house...
you're just going to town on a mop.
And I'm gonna make you wish you'd never climbed up there. (UPBEAT MUSIC)
Tonight's my big charity thing.
(SIGHS)
I'm usually pretty good at spotting other vets.
How do you have Sting? I have Sting!
Oh, I'm not a waitress,
but I am not a customer... yet.
think my benefit is two months from now,
Not all New Yorkers know each other, Virgil.
(MUTED) I get turned on by setting fires!
So, where'd you serve?
Well, speaking of drywall,
That's not true.
Why do you think I'm here,
We give to causes that actually affect us.
You look like you've seen some stuff.
but it was the five-foot instead of the ten-foot.
Anyhoo, said the any owl...
A guy who really understands what I went through.
(APPLAUSE)
And, one.
Do go on.
But then the wedding ring the doctor found
inside a housekeeping cart?
So the flowers, decorations, catering...
And he goes, Oh, 'cause I need ten-foot rebar.
I thought you've finally found someone you can open up to...
I remembered it like this:
and laugh at what people think is scary.
where IEDs could be hidden,
Reg wants me to pretend
No, sir.
$8.6 septillion.
I emailed him myself!
Not enough people know about Lupus Awareness.
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
But Walter is very romantic.
It's G.I. Joe.