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The food. The flowers.
- Kimmy, slow down a sec. - No.
(BURPS)
No one did.
So I built him some window boxes for his tomato plants,
Patrick Duffy?
And as soon as I stopped making those jokes,
The Euphrates, Cause You Fraidy' a Bunch Of Stuff!
not to shine in use!
No, you got the wrong day, man!
Still working on the lingo-rooski.
I guess none of it's great.
where the bad guys are plants,
'Cause I'm tough, like a soldier.
I was... away for 15 Christmases.
Secret bonus dress!
Based on my Fleet Week experiences?
And then he's like, Can't you put two fives together and just make ten?
Well, they better be ready to open their checkbooks.
Why didn't I just say October?
I'd just pretend their eyes and mouth were flipped.
but no, it's in now times.
just like Lieutenant Dan, or Colonel Sanders!
(BREATHES DEEPLY) The pain is...
of no lute-playing.
(MUTED) One day I'm gonna marry this wheelbarrow. That's my deal!
Tonight, we rise.
Thank you for your service.
Kimpanzee, you may have lived through a nightmare,
Seven Olympics.
with a foil print pattern,
So if someone tells me that drywall
Does that sound like someone who's in denial?
You don't care at all.
Playing hide-and-go-seek with a four-year-old
and it's gorgeous.
Oh, ask her if she knows Seinfeld.
I'll claim my farts in yoga.
(SIGHS)
Whoa! I just said love. That's scary. But exciting!
WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BOSS!
Who else has the wrong date, Mimi?
Well, today's the day, Mom.
Cha-cha-cha, cha-cha, cha-cha...
Jacqueline!
Jacqueline!
We couldn't have scheduled our galas on the same night.
Man, it's nice to talk to somebody who gets it.
you think is in olden times,
When are you seeing him again?
Field greens. Salad.