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Waiting for Julian to fake a work emergency
And... Hey, not cool, Titus.
(GASPS) What else were you in charge of?
to my Michelangelo,
And I know it just started, but I am already
and they offered to give us a discount,
friend from work?
And I brought my own neck hooks.
No, I didn't.
And I'm like, No, I need ten-foot rebar.
So I called the supplier,
Like a turtle caught in a sex net.
Was it cocaine? For me it was cocaine.
press one.
Hello, I have an appointment under White.
Oh, I don't know if I'm seeing him again.
Everything I came back to New York to do.
We didn't get rich by throwing money away.
it'll all be waiting at a venue that we have not booked!
But maybe we could go out sometime?
'cause I don't know them.
when an upside-down face is talking at you.
Just think back.
I'm just a dumb country girl
I can't hear anything,
Look, if you still want to get together,
I mean, I didn't know-know, but I knew.
Way ahead of you, boss.
Oh, no. I see it. I see it.
And not just because every time you get a drink,
Did you reposition a satellite
Don't do anything gay.
My God. I've never failed before.
They're inside the wire!
(SCOFFS)
Mimi, lock yourself in a closet.
without a celebrity entertainer.
No.
but I get that all the time.
I said don't do anything gay!
after scraping his sperm off an airplane toilet.
I don't have a...
I don't love talking about my own stuff either,
- That would be a disaster! - Exactly!
and 12 is the spoo-ookiest number,
to dress like turtles and do stuff to turtles.
just because you're out doesn't mean it's out of you.
I didn't do anything.