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Jokes like that are why he'll never leave her.
When you try to put two five-foot rebars together...
The seating chart's done, the table settings are approved,
♪ Unbreakable ♪
I know, then none of this would be happening.
as I did Jenny Chamberlain
so I went and forgot to ask a pretty girl for her number.
You know, I faked the Saddam capture.
Oh, look at us.
♪ Unbreakable ♪
and claw your way to the top, and I thought,
You did the impossible, and you can do it again.
Oh, no.
♪ It's a miracle ♪
Everybody likes me.
(JACQUELINE) Oh, God.
I'm used to that, #WentThere.
or salad, or Hey, let's all take a bath.
And I know exactly how and when.
(LINE RINGS)
♪ Jinky Halloween, hey! ♪
You trying to get rid of ten-foot rebar?
- John Cusack got fat, but I still would? - No, get the digits!
Not that.
so concerned about paying twice for flowers?
I spelled honour with a u like they do in England.
Oh, no, there's an emergency at work.
The venue!
I can makeover montage Tuesday
don't even have to do gala season?
Does that seem fair?
Not that I was staring at your eyes
And don't stay stuff like theater,
as if you're some sort of M&M store.
When the Pilgrims landed in the New World...
Dress... Dress!
What's his name? Tibor?
Hey, those are our speakers.
Deirdre!
Yeah, but then you sober up and realize
We need all the help we can get.
Look, I don't talk to the guys at work
Cool outgoing message. I will Do my thing.
Get the digits!
instead of just being wheeled into his hotel room
Your month and date were flipped.
I left your dress at a restaurant
(CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS)