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I'm not the one who assumed
It's good to know that if I ever do need to talk...
(GLASS SHATTERS)
Men find funny women disgusting.
but whatever your deal is,
she said nothing of the sort.
We just moved past this.
It will be my toughest role ever.
They're gonna throw it all out!
and you're too pretty to let out of my sight.
Everyone else just wants to buy me a drink
and now it's gone like so many steaming nugs.
So, you're coming tonight, though, right?
I have to get back to work!
Past.
(LINE BEEPS)
- I need you! - Why?
Tonight. October 12th.
That's not where they come from.
Okay, but when the Pilgrims landed,
My only education is Snapple caps.
because the floors aren't safe.
My brain is still mostly thinking about
What date did you give the vendors?
'Cause I was trying to do it fancy.
What do these Native people have to do with us?
So I've just been trying to be that guy.
I want you to know I am filling my maid's purse
Why is the date ahead of the month?
so I'm gonna have to wing it.
which means you've worn those shoes before.
he tosses out there like it's no big deal.
Oh. Fascinating.
so maybe you have a fancy uniform?
when Mimi Kanassis lip-syncs Chandelier.
and Sting is booked, with a guarantee
I left the dress at the restaurant!
I feel disgusting. I had twins yesterday.
(APPLAUSE)
- Hello? - Hi, Mom.
This isn't the first time you've had nothing.
We'll be proud of all the fun you're gonna have,
- Are you serious, bro? - Yes.
But maybe this is forward.
but a mistress knows how to make a $10 gown look couture.