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is one romantic night out with your man.
and worst of all, no donors.
No, I meant in the military. Sorry.
How many friends have you played in a yogurt ad?
Walter is so smart.
You've kind of got that look.
With ketchup. Leave the bottle.
it was some kind of super-PAC.
That's why I'm making up for lost time.
When the Dutch bought this country in 1626...
and fanny means chooch!
For Mousey Poppins.
Kimbecile, what do I always say?
Wow, that's a big responsibility.
He bought me perfume,
to Christmas carols, like,
So proud!
Why didn't I see it?
Prostate cancer.
That's how they do it in England,
Am I using that right?
Sometimes loud noises can trigger...
A plan? Please.
really listening to them, means not just hearing,
No, this is to benefit Native Americans,
Hyah! Hyah! Do soldiers do that?
So you do have a plan.
(SINGERS) ♪ Damn it ♪
I guess I should eat all the oysters first.
The $1,000-a-plate ticket barely covers expenses.
(MUTED) I have a tail! A little tail!
Or do I?
Sweetie, well, thank God, you didn't kill yourself,
with a married man's child
Good things can happen when you least expect it.
Ham-burger!
Yes, but no.
So what are you up to tomorrow?
but by the time I met you,
Sounds like it's the Dutch who got screwed.
Tell me about it.
so exhausted from gala season.
You tried to destroy my people,