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And we'll be proud of you,
I'm gonna have to live off that forever.
That would be... interesting.
Let's see, the rule of seven and two,
I landed acclaimed performer
and say, Thank you for your service.
Brava, Jacqueline.
I was young and beautiful, and I trapped a man.
(SQUEALS)
You just don't care.
The arts, 'cause of all of those old nudie paintings.
Jacqueline?
But a good mistress knows to withhold it
stuff.
You don't pour water into a well!
You know I love your bitchy muttering, but not now.
(SCREAMS)
(BOTH) You're insane.
a nursery rhyme too slowly!
(GASPS)
my boss is having a party tonight.
Relationships are hard.
That was the worst.
But then he cheated on me.
Kimmy, while I'm at the salon,
It's exhausting.
♪ Chandelie-eee-eer ♪
- Not that. - Only Aladdin can pull off harem pants?
and drawing smiley faces on pieces of paper I give to them.
The dress is inside it.
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
I failed.
Oh, maybe she got hacked, like on the news.
And I know exactly how and when.
but you learned so much cool stuff.
by some psycho with a beard.
one with an H, and one without,
I have no venue, no entertainment,
What are you doing, Titus? This looks terrible.
Why is someone with $1 1/2 billion
Wait, what is this gala for?
(MIMI) I smell a man!
I'm gonna rip your beard off!
and your cool zipper.
I'll gain ten pounds and wear the same dress as you somewhere.
in a bunker, like a Kimmy!
Eh.
October is Halloween month,
Tonight's my benefit for Lupus Awareness Awareness.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas making the transition
I know the feeling, G-money.