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Write Mr. Haven a cheque, please.
--he's sitting there saying, "Why do you wanna be doctors?"
Not only is it very nice of you girls to invite us back to your place...
I don't think so.
Very good, Viola. Chicago.
Excuse me?
Fortunately, I happen to have a couple extra parachutes in my wallet.
...is stopping off at Trader Joe's on the way home...
Nope.
Gotta go.
I don't know. There's not much to see.
Would you explain to me why a 36-year-old woman...
Yeah, well, I guess I can dip up something like that.
-Where are you going? -To the bathroom.
Dump the drink down your throat, Bert.
One gets his shoes shined twice a week...
I didn't know how I was ever gonna be able to face myself in the mirror again.
It's not that Genvieve isn't delightful...
But let me look at you.
Now? Why can't Carmelita do it?
So I'll tell you what, Maddie...
I got a feeling, deep down in my bones...
Miss Hayes certainly hasn't seen the last of us.
Although in the AV Club, we used to call her Haddie Mayes.
They're talking to us, Bert.
So, what is it?
...and you're going to laugh and have a wonderful time.
-Hello. -Hi, dear.
Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag, Mr. Addison.
Maybe they're talking or something. Oh, there's the car door.
-...doesn't it? -Well, see...
Bend your knees.
You know, they actually have Rolodex cards on the bar...
I love doughnuts, Mr. Addison.
-A get-together. -A shindig.
And buy those two young ladies down there something...
...hasn't forgotten how to shake up a pretty good margarita.
We'll continue this later?
I admire your strength, MacGilicuddy.
Pikeville Kentucky
Mom.
...Carrol Accounting. We spoke, remember?
-You did. -Opal wants to be a model.
Maddie.
Or is the happy seaman the guy with a doughnut in every port?
I mean, that's the way nature's supposed to work.