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Dating is prostitution, man.
And if you can't give me those things, Michael...
I'd like to thank you all very much for coming in.
If someone happens to stop by, that'd be pretty cool.
- Really? - Yeah.
Only you don't always get what you pay for.
- Honey, it's me. - I know. I have to say that.
I'm just happy to be part of the Fatso Burger family.
I was just coming home from work...
Yeah, came back early. Yeah, missed the kids too much.
I ask you to look out for Donna and here you are...
You know, if I'm still up, I could leave the light on...
"I was in such a hurry to get back to work I almost forgot!"
Goodnight now.
You know, sometimes I'm beginning to think you're a real screw-up.
Because Fatso Burger hired Eric instead of Michael.
I work late on Saturday night, but...
- Maybe she wants to be alone. - Yeah, just me, alone.
- Hello, my name is Eric Forman. - No.
They could give a rat's ass about that.
- So, how's it going? - It's great.
- You know, why am I even talking to you? - I'm all you got.
Don't make Tina eat dirt. I mean it.
name-tag, nothing kind of a job.
You can't even see that from your house.
All she said was that she'd be alone Saturday night with a pizza.