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Well, the handicapped woman, I went to see her.
- A big-screen TV at that price? - What a sale, huh?
Doesn't she have collision?
Maybe we should call her.
- What's the matter? - It's over.
Look, my father works for the United Volunteers.
Yeah. Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them.
If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles.
...when I see someone enjoying themselves like that...
...he'll be at a nude bar watching a dancer in the same outfit.
Charity? That’s appalling!
Three crack Four bam
Due to his tireless effort, he has personally raised over $22,000.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's fantastic.
It's a big one.
- $240 bucks? - Well, it was slightly used.
I put Stephen Hawking in one of these two months ago, he's loving it.
I Don't Think You Did Such A Good Job On These.
Don't forget where the car is parked.
I'm watching every Super Bowl here. Every big fight.
Death panels, crack pipes -- it never ends!
I agreed to become his butler.
I Want You To Pick Up This Big-Screen TV... ...And De-li-ver It To Her!
How could anybody be so selfish and inconsiderate.
What, I gotta buy a present now?
Love The Drake
...I'll give you permission to sublet my room right now.
- You're very attractive. - Yeah.
He's got the good spot in front of the good building.
Okay. All right, we'll see you later. Bye.