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...are generally on their way to the cemetery.
You mean the for-better-or-for-worse- till-death-do-us-part married...
Mr. Addison comes in this early?
-More marshmallows. -No, no, not enough oomph.
No, but if she wanted him to know, why didn't she call?
On behalf of the entire company, I would like to tell you...
Are you sure you can see without your glasses?
-You're being silly, Walter. -Silly and boring.
Like what? Did you miss a few happy hours?
-Do you mind if I join you for dinner? Well, I....
Now she's worried that her grandmom's...
...but I write, I consult, I lecture.
Better than great, David.
Thank you, Mr. Viola.
If she comes in, buzz me.
Then, can you leave a message that I called?
-Really? -Really.
Helen of Troy's home, you wanna keep it a secret?
...that doesn't have kiddie menus or booster chairs while you still can.
-Tonight. -What about tonight?
So a systems analyst is someone who analyzes systems.
Miss Hayes.
Next, you'd be flat on your back, feet up in the air.
Does it matter to him?
You're not supposed to be here. Don't move.
-Four and a half. -David.
It was fine.
You love him?
-Your office? -Yes.
That ridiculous smile on your face...
I was gonna be the Johnny Carson of the rail.
I don't know why I said I did.
Hello.
Welcome back, Miss Hayes!
Well, I'll be darned.
What do you mean you sold my house?
...I must say that as far as Blue Moon goes...
You know, that imaginary little friend of his.
Her mother answered.
What a tangled web we weave.
So how was your stay in Chicago?
I need to find out what to do with her IRS stuff.
He's straighter, narrower.
Maybe she wanted to surprise us.
Yeah, I know.
Once again, my brilliant grasp of the obvious.
-Deluxe combo. -Neither.