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-To get my mail. -For the sake of argument.
David.
You could be a man who stabbed his wife.
A lot.
While I've done all within my power...
What's up? Did she call or didn't she call?
-You sure? -Don't make fun of me, I love him.
Yeah.
I suppose I'm gonna give fatherhood a go one of these days...
But I'm not gonna.
-Is that what you do? -No, I have analyzed some systems...
You seem pretty at home here.
Miss Hayes, if I may.
Why can't you dig deep down inside and find something nice to say?
I'll try to be on my best behavior.
Did you ever think that David might change...
Hello?
I'm just surprised the porter didn't--
Do you have any idea what you're gonna do with your life?
Just take a nap.
...are the worst for us.
Wait, why dwell on the messenger...
Well, I'm surprised.
Mr. Addison's really turned over a gigantic new leaf.
A-plus.
The only thing I do remember...
Husbandhood, fatherhood.
...there are enough hours in the day to have a relationship...
-Want some? -No, thanks.
...or I could come in here and save my dinner companion...
The closer I get to L.A...
Yes, the train was bumpy.
This is pretty boring, isn't it?
Wait a minute, here it is.
-What's wrong with me? -No problem.
I could use another couple of weeks of this.
...with all the drunken relatives crying and arguing.
I have similar ones all the time, only about airplanes.
Well, if you're okay....
Hope you like marshmallows.
...for the fact that you were on a train for three days and three nights.
Better or worse.
Nothing, it's nothing.
Sure. Fine. My office would be fine.