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That your life is a nightmare?
And I will.
It's not yours.
...who isn't your husband.
...or I-woke-up- under-a-bar-stool married?
Like pepperoni.
Happy?
Being married to you is not what I thought it'd be.
Phones, files, desks.
A little touch of the businessman's butterflies.
...and I can sit here getting crumbs in my bed...
There's got to be something I can do.
-Really? You mean that? -Yes, indeed.
...bagging the garbage, just stuff.
-Sure. Sounds fair. -Thanks.
I figure we hit a quiet, overpriced restaurant...
-I couldn't stand looking at the food. -Oh, no, no, no, it's not your fault.
Tired.
My compartment is right next door there.
-He has? -He's new and improved.
...and I'm one of those people who doesn't believe...
It's Miss Hayes, she's coming home.
Well, people without anything to worry about...
Congratulations!
You have to let me buy you another pair...
...I just can't stand him.
Yeah, big stuff.
I'm going to die.
No. Actually, I disturbed you.
The finish line is in clear view and--
We stopped in Las Vegas. We were there a night.
-You do? -l do.
-Maddie's coming home? -Home.
So, what are you saying?
-Great news, sir. -Great, great news.
...I didn't think he could pull it off but he really rose to the occasion.
I just came in early to get my bearings and....
Welcome back.
This girl walked in the office...
-Not sure, are there instructions? -You can do it, I know.
Quiet down, Sport.
That'll cure the amnesia.
Fine, just fine.