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It's too late now. The press is already arriving.
un-unto the Lord, on their behalf...
that didn't resolve cleanly.
- Oh, my gosh. - Ma'am, please don't make Catherine
two wheelchair guys, shame on me.
I've always been a big fan of Selina Meyer's,
Oh, Jesus, Mary and Jamba Juice!
and those who will learn from our example.
and definitively why you want to be president.
Wait, I'm s... He's your wife's... dad.
non-college educated white males,
Richard, you can't keep working on both campaigns.
announced your first run for the presidency nine years ago.
- So I can nuke America. - Mm.
has a new president... Laura Montez.
- shape the narrative. - Mm-hmm.
Forget about it. Oh, my G...
Ma'am, you can't run for president.
- Oh, no. - Oh. Oh. Oh.
SHEILA couldn't agree more.
- Have a seat. - What is he doing here?
Whichever one, when I bone her
would be a massive fuck-up.
he's gonna sweep all of the dirt out of Washington, so...
Praise the rational equivalent of Jesus,
But they're both equally good people.
You just signed away all responsibility.
OK, whatever. The one without the schoolteacher.
Send out your top guys, have 'em follow me around.
Uh, it's actually the fourth.
with my new seven-eight-nine tax plan.
to know that you're the father.
No, not you, ma'am.
- I need to talk to you. - Come in.
It’s just a few more months in Iowa and then we’re gonna hide him when we get to New Hampshire.
We do your announcement where you historically
Here. Take... Go back to Mommy #1 or 2 or whatever.
- Oh, sure. - Right next to mine. I hope that's OK with you.
She humanizes him, if that were possible.
- we had drinks with Ben? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amy hired the wrong guy.
with my dick in my hand,