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What? Jesus, I thought you sent that thing to the 7-Eleven dumpster in the sky already.
Ma'am, it...
- Wait a minute. Where is everyone? - Maybe they're hiding.
- Oh, my God. - Oh.
- Four... - Autopsy is now over.
Basically, white males.
OK.
the good people of Iowa as she contemplates the future.
- Look at how hot she is! - Jonie!
Congratulations, Mr. Cafferty.
But I did reacquaint myself with an old friend of mine
Why would you want to be president?
- I've got to get out of here. - We still enjoy sex in the mornings,
Who wants to meet my brand-new
Will she be joining you at the senior center this afternoon?
Halle-fuckin'-lujah!
- Why do you want to be president? - Leon, I've got this.
Mom, you can't keep using our baby as a campaign prop.
of normal, working class
I was talking about the...
literally nothing, but I do want the baby
Who despises me like this?!
Uh, I forgot my key.
Any, why would you want to be president?
I'm at the airport! We just landed!
She loves what you're doing. Just keep on crackin'.
Ma'am, we have to announce immediately to counter this.
The same reason it didn't come up
Oh. Actually, he shot her first.
Great question, Mike. That's all the time we have, folks.
- This is supposed to be New Selina! - Now!
Jonah's numbers are up over 3%.
- I mean that's not him. - It's not him.
spreading democracy like patient zero.
Yeah, her dad married my mom
Hey, Dan.
- Dan is not dippin' his pen in that ink stain. - No?
There's only one fuckin' runway!
Yeah, well, I'm pregnant. And it's yours.
Well, it's my pleasure. Thank you.
Remember a couple months ago after you got fired,
And that is why I wanna be President
- Hi. - Hi.
And why does he have a good idea now that he's not working for us?
and share ideas with campaign staff.
I'm clearly no more of a pervert than he is,
Ames, can I get a copy of that?
and now I've got Joaquin.
has given us an excellent opportunity to fix your speech.
OK, call Senator Talbot, see if she can introduce me.
It's called Lyndrome Syndrome.
Shh.
Hohhh.
attack my cousin Ezra.