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Hey. Um, just a quick heads-up,
and I would wipe my ass with that dumb-looking cardigan.
- "Now." - Oh, it's perfect!
Because, Amy, your hire, Keith Quinn,
Thanksgiving 1996.
smokin' hot wife, Beth?
Hmm.
I was reminded of another innovator by the name of Jesus Christ.
- at Nancy's father's funeral? - Right.
As former Commander-in-Chief of the armed services.
The options would be easier without any baggage.
You know what? If you wanna attack somebody,
I am sick and tired
to pick the next president,
This can... work for us?
I-I'm so sorry. What's happening?
"Lurlene." I mean,
but it's time for some new blood.
I thought Keith Quinn was someone else!
Yeah, the Cross Bronx is much better for butt stuff.
sick and tired of politicians offering nothing
Hughes kept me chained to a radiator in some basement in Cleveland.
Um, well, uh...
who think they own the cafeteria can bring this on themselves.
OK...
Hey, can I come in?
prancing around with their la-dee-da attitudes
It was President Selina Meyer who negotiated to free Tibet.
- Ugh. - Oh!
Can you text Gary, please?
- It'd be great. - Eat a dick.
Put your jacket on. This isn't a homeless shelter.
I thought if I just talked to Dan, then...
Is this what I came to Iowa for?
- That's Keith Quinn. - No, that is not Keith Quinn.
These are toxic. I'm gonna throw them out.
- This is fun. - Well, from the time I was a girl...
re... regard for the rights
Hey, guys!
Why do I have to tell people
even the name sounds like it's on meth.
- Amy. - Mm-hmm?
Now? Thank you.
- where I'm going. - To the White House!
I thought you'd gotten a handle on
You know that? She told me that.
is getting more disgusting by the second.
- Exactly. - Exactly.
what Bonhoeffer would call the spirit of beloved community.