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without telling 'em that she's surprise-announcing.
- Is your wife OK? - Look, I challenge you.
I appreciate the soul-searching.
No justice, no library!
Actually, it's a synecdoche.
but "thoughts and prayers" when it comes to mass shootings?
Yeah, Beth's my stepsister.
to this giant metaphor for a...
Ma'am, there's been a mass shooting in a mall in Phoenix.
- Advance copies! - Really?
to know what Keith Quinn does or does not look like!
Your hat is so fun.
He's tapped into something.
Thank you, New Hampshire, thank you for coming.
I have had Amy prepare
And just wait until you see how we juice the economy
This entire country
We don't want to constrain Little Richard developmentally...
Sometimes hotshot lacrosse players
I know what I want to say, but I can't find the words.
It's all in my head, so just don't worry about it.
- It's everywhere, ma'am. - Well, except Buzzfeed.
- Lloyd Hennick. - He was a monster.
- I was the game-changer... - Yep.
because I have dyslexia, but for numbers.
I really wanted that smoothie.
And that's why I'm skipping the Iowa caucus.
There got to be tons of them around here.
- How can you tell? - Well, the haircut.
The "B." Have you been to Barbuda?
That bump could carry us right to Super Tuesday.
- Normal. - So what would you say to someone who might ask,
No. I mean, that's not our plan.
It's exactly what Woody Allen did.
If I ever needed a miracle it is right now.
And I like her.
It's just we've been so busy with the campaign. I don't wanna...
I just don't know if I'm ready to be a daddy
for the victims and their families.
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm. - I just want to make it clear
You said he was your stepdad.
Your campaign did not pay the bill for your announcement.
I need coffee and any kind of egg white frittata.