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- Hey, Al, do pigs like milk? - Oh, they adore it.
Honey, you just overplayed your hand. I pick.
Just go ahead and read the diary, Sam.
I wanted to see if I could ride him, not her.
- No! - I'm sorry.
Yes, it is.
Now, I'm tellin' you somethin'. The main mistake you're makin' is...
It all started when a time-travel experiment I was conducting...
Thad and me...
Uh, you seen Piggy?
If that Tina came to me on her knees... on her knees and begged me,
Wayne, if he's not careful that rope will jerk his thumb off.
and, uh, I figure that I'm ahead on points.
Always has, always will. I guess I'm no smarter than Piggy.
That's a cross we all have to bear...
Would you mind if I danced with Wayne...
Come on, Tess. Or nothin', Chance.
but it's not hog cholera. Piggy?
Tess, look here.
Who's President, Eisenhower?
I'll take the pig. You keep the daughter.
For a minute I thought I was here to marry Tess. Huh! Oh.
She can't understand you.
come into a man's house without knocking?
Well, Orly, let's me and you go talk a little bull. Eh, heh!
So that's how she's gonna play it.
Well, I better get home too.
Trust me, Sam.
- Come on. - Come on, Doc.
Whatever you say, Doc.
Tess, for once in your life, act like a woman instead of a cowboy.
- Shoot 'em? - Then burn 'em.
Come in here, Al.
Well, that's none of your damn business.
for my prize-winnin' bull, were you?
Fortunately, I had help... an observer from the project named Al.