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- Here we go. - Oh, okay.
And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends,
Do you know what this means?
Secretariat is, wait for it...
Nobody should be thinking about the things I say.
I did narrate a Mazda commercial. Funny story how that came together.
- Yeah? - Yeah, look at me.
which nobody is in right now.
Because maybe I am Cool Sexy Diane,
Taneisha, Karen. [sing-song] Taneisha... Karen...
Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪
I am so sorry ShitShow
But within each man lives a great multiplicity, right?
but rather than read the remarks I've been preparing
It's so you can get some leaves on your poster.
I think we all know which one I'm talking about.
because we think we're more important than everybody else.
That's just a dumb name some reporter came up with.
- My jeans feel amazing right now. - That is great.
It just doesn't come easy for me, like it does for you.
Since when are you an expert on who can and cannot have children?
[Brennan] Sometimes, the only way to solve a crime is with bones.
Or possibly other Dianes we don't even know about yet.
if a movie star wants to hang out with you for no reason.
- It's crazy. - That's incredible.
I don't always have the right feelings,
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Let's put the drug in my mouth, so I can trip or roll or gush or--
- That's terrifying. - I know.
So to do a soft launch, I think we'd only need about ten cars.
[panting] Mr. Peabut Nutter. Mr. Peeper Number.