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NADJA: Are they meeting us here, or...?
I have two go-to sources.
- What a pair of messy bitches. - Yeah.
Is this thing on?
- Oh, okay. That was you, then. - LASZLO: Right.
-[screams] - LASZLO: My sword.
This evening,
Oh.
NADJA: Nandor, wait.
DOLL NADJA: What she said.
It drives him to madness.
- Okay! Come on! This way! - BARON: Oh, we must hurry.
Sorry, there's not chalkboard in here, so I had to use my mouth.
- BARON: Mm-hmm. -...whatever you do, just do it quietly.
[snarling]
- Well, you go ahead and we'll wait here. - No!
Speaking of ringing bells, listen to this.
But now is not the time for jokes. [clears throat]
- to come back from the dead. - BARON: I see.
he's going to rip each of your throats out.
- BARON: Yes? - LASZLO: It's over there.
BARON: Yes, that infernal squirrel.
Nadja, why don't you go with her, tag along?
And, Laszlo, why don't you change your shoes,
Okay. And you go get me a glass of water, no ice.
- Baron? - Baron? - BARON: I am here.
That does ring a bell, that rock.
Why him?
But it's not going so great.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
WOMAN 2: I just can't make sense of it.
You did not swallow a bloody harmonica.
Let's not kill. We're not gonna kill it.
Ah, well,
Like ghosts or large penises.
like a hairy crab leg. [chuckles]
I've just got to find this stupid magic flute for Laszlo.
- GUILLERMO: No, Master. - LASZLO: Yes. -[dog barking]
I would simply blame another nation
If the vampire that turns you dies, then you die.
NADJA: So, yeah,
-[gargoyles groaning] - Oh, yeah.
- LASZLO: Luck. - Good luck. -[Sire growls]
The actual Sire?
Shut up!