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who wore his pants backwards
Yeah.
- Thank you very much. - You dug your own grave.
anywhere except the abortion clinic.
Wow.
Garrett's the cool one.
made the decision to go through with it.
Please!
Oops. Skull fracture.
I don't want my thing to be that I'm the sensitive one.
Okay.
- Oh, god! - I... no... I didn't...
Call that teasing?
If anything, he looks like Tom Cruise, I guess?
No. Uh, boy or girl?
Well, what are we talking?
"I pretend to like jazz, because it makes me seem cultured."
Yeah, seriously. That's brutal.
No.
I'm walking away.
If that's what you see when you look at me,
So far it's a tie.
So I'm, uh, part of the group now.
You're a little bit more like,
Well, that's actually a life hack.
It's the best that I could find.
Yeah, and I look like Salma Hayek.
I love to get together with my employees
You stop hurting my baby!
an assistant manager someday.
See, that sounds stalker-y,
All: Oh!
Yeah, write that. That was good.
I'll, uh... I'll see you tomorrow.
Oh, the "H" you will.
to the severed leg of a mannequin.
That's a violation of the code of conduct.
I've got a crap load of love to give.
I just knew I wanted her to have a better life than me.
That's not a problem I have to deal with.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.