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If it makes you feel better, you still dress like a child.
You need to push your brain out of its comfort zone and reach mental exhaustion.
That's what my dermatologist said.
But she said a lot!
The Big Bang The irony is not lost on me
Okay, just come here.
took me a week to stop accidentally texting kissy faces to everyone.
Uh, what's new?
Uh...
So the only lie you'll be telling is we print on recycled paper.
So, he's my ex-boyfriend, who cares?
-To denial! -Whoo!
Oh!
Yes, I'm juggling my love for you and my embarrassment of you right now.
We're pinned down! We can't get through!
I just think you have a good thing going where you are right now,
I didn't know you could drink while you're breastfeeding.
See, that wasn't so bad. He even picked up the check.
I've downloaded the new OS for my phone,
Which was dumb.
Hey!
Oh, tons of stuff.
Ruin it for me and I'll break this glass over your head!
Yes, but that's gonna be true of a lot of guys she works for.