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Absolutely. I just want you to be happy,
What do you want to learn?
Well, if you honestly...
and maybe a little turned on about how selfless I'm being.
Practically shot myself across the room.
So, you know, if the conversation lags, we can talk about their wedding.
that you're fundamentally unlovable and therefore going to be alone forever.
and then you're gonna blame me for making you stay.
You're a clown.
Wouldn't that be a life well lived?
You could talk about the infinite perspective... I swear I know it.
Yeah, lying isn't my favourite part of the job.
Where did you get it?
It'll be fine, let's just go.
Hey, we should all have dinner sometime.
You said juggling was dumb too.
Yeah, right? It's funny.
Wow, working on a top-secret government project,
You don't need to do that! It's okay.
I don't like it after sex, and I don't like it now.
What do we do?