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Get on the sled, you fat piece of...
Tom, it looks like the fugitive is going to make a bold move off an exit of 285.
but we're gonna cover them with kid's clothes
- I'm one of you. - Oh, yeah?
Dude, I didn't know Token lived so far away.
Look, girls don't even know how to sled. Do something else.
Well, we got some cigarettes, but we don't think you should be smoking.
Kenny! Kenny! You have to get me out of town!
Token I swear to god You call me fat one more time
- And not dropping your soap? - Yes, Mommy.
I'm sorry, Token.
I'd love to eat a cake, you guys,
- Okay, you guys ready up there? - Ready!
Eric Cartman, you have been found guilty of committing a hate crime.
Cool! My very own Tic-Tac-Throw game!
Yeah. I never really realised that until just now.
You see, since the victim in this case is African-American,
Happy. Birthday. From. Kyle and Stan. Alexis I love. You. Olivia
They are safely concealed in the depths of my ass.
and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage,
See you Saturday, poo stabbers.
If a man beats another man because that man was sleeping with his wife,
Oh, sweet! Later, dudes!
I think we all took Cartman's ass for granted.
We take you live to the courtroom as the defendant takes the stand.
Come on. God damn it!
You can do it!
I've heard in the last three years.
How about you come up with a reason why we don't break your arms?
You've got friends.
- See you later. - Not this time, Eric.
and wear those stupid bracelets.
Well, come on! Are we racing or not?
- What? - I hate hippies!
Yeah, and with Cartman's enormously fat ass, the boys are sure to win.
If somebody kills somebody, it's a crime.