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Yeah, so you gotta bust out of here!
Please, just help me bust out of here.
This monster committed a crime,
Only because... Because I wanna bust out, too, and see Disneyland.
It's gonna run out of juice soon.
Sweet!
Hate Crime Laws, a Savage Hypocrisy.
Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
For this, I hereby sentence you to the Alamosa Juvenile Hall
This is the Free Eric Cartman Now Committee?
- Yeah! - I bet we can sled
- Hey, guys. - Hey, fat ass. How's prison?
OH, THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR THE GEAR!
No! I hate hippies.
Oh, my God, we killed Kenny.
Cartman's going to jail and you've got four days until the race, rump rangers!
Here you go, God damn it!
Trying to explain what Joe Biden said
I want my mom!
and give the governor a piece of my mind!
- We win again! - That's not fair!
What? A federal offence?
Well, his head's still a little sore, but you can come in if you like.
- Well? Did you get the cigarettes? - Yes.
13 years. So in the meantime, we need someone to race with us
- I'm not fat! - Deal with it, dude.
not against an individual, but against a race.
All right, let's do this!
and CourtTV takes you there, live!
if you'll excuse me, I must be going now.